A Response to Mule Variations

Track 1, Variation 4
from Big In Japan

1. Find your favorite pair of pants with ass pockets.
2. Sew this text onto your left ass pocket.
3. Wear these pants on a date with someone you plan to have foreplay with.
4. Once completed, donate your pants to goodwill.
5. The feeling you have in parting with something you love because of reasons you do not quite understand is the point.